MineCrafty LOLz

advertising, amusing, brand slogan, catchy phrase, Clever, clever marketing, comedy, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorous, humorous tagline, JOKE, LAUGH, lolz, Marketing, memorable slogan, minecrafty, slogan, tagline, Witty, witty saying

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Chicago, chunk loading, cookie, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, high performance, Map, mob pathfinding, new IP, no currency, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Resets, rules, server news, smp, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6813
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in	Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Effective anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
[🚫] No features	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Server News (August 23, 2024)

Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

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CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

august 24, August 26th, August 31, August 8th, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ, Dawntrail General, Dead Sea Scrolls, Femra Friday, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, wolves den

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3964
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Animals Bred:	60	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	7605
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ores Mined:	5498	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

RentLordMC – Nobody has it harder than Minecraft SMP Landlords

discrimination, escape goat, hard work, Harder, landlord challenges, landlord difficulties, landlord discrimination, landlord frustrations, landlord life, landlord problems., landlord responsibilities, landlord stress, landlord struggles, landlordcels, Landlords, Minecraft, property management, property ownership, rental market, RentLordMC, smp, societal expectations, society, tenant issues, unfair treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9025	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being the scapegoat in society? Join our Minecraft SMP where landlordcels reign supreme! We may do all the work, but we also have all the fun. Build your own empire and watch as others bow down to your landlord prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled tenant who will only haunt those who don’t pay their rent on time. Join now for a chance to outwit the ghost and become the ultimate landlordcel champion!

DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	2948
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1849
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

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