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DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	6789

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.

NoLunch4USorry

collaborative project, Courtesy, demanding, Effort, free work, local shop, lunch, MONEY, nice person, NoLunch4USorry, out of line, personal time, pissed off, Session, Shocked, SNACKS, thanked, Water, wrong

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9524	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!

RuinedCraft Minecraft Server

destroyed trust, Minecraft, ruined chances, ruined dreams, ruined events, ruined expectations, ruined experiences, ruined future, ruined happiness, ruined joy, ruined outcomes, ruined plans, ruined possibilities, ruined potential, ruined projects, ruined prospects, ruined relationships, ruined reputation, ruined success, RuinedCraft, Server, spoiled opportunities, tarnished image

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where everything was peaceful and harmonious. Players were building epic structures, farming crops, and taming wolves. But then, one player decided to unleash a horde of creepers in the main town, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. The admins tried to contain the situation, but it was too late. The once beautiful town was now a crater-filled wasteland.

But fear not, for this server rose from the ashes like a phoenix, with even more epic adventures and craziness awaiting you. Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig, or battling a giant zombie chicken boss with a diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3809

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCashCatastrophe

budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

195.201.204.247:25684

Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

+18, AGES, apex hosting, Cheating, Discord, English, experienced, Experium, Griefing, HARD, HermitCraft Inspired, java, Join, lag friendly, LEVEL, Multiplayer Sleep, new season, Ride, Server, smp, US, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering trader, west coast, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	909	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Love Letters Sent:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Animals Bred:	113
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4166
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.