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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1576 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4357 | Crops Grown: | 8116 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
