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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7637 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen.
our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into unicorns and sheep into flying pigs.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
so come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
