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WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	5722
Emeralds Found:	9438	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	8432	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6673	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	4088	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	8916	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	259	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2028	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	5697	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9302	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	8479	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	117

Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!