But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.
we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.
join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!
IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.
So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.
but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Server Name | Thugcraft |
|---|---|
| Features | Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars |
| IP Address | thugcraftmc.com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What mods does the server have? | Quality of life mods such as quick leaf decay & player teleports. |
| Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money? | No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available. |
| What are the different gamemodes available? | KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks. |
| Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed? | No, these actions are not permitted on the server. |
We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!
Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.
Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?
Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.
Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!
Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.
Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.
So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!
