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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	4371	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1719
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	213

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

StepSisShowdown

behavior patterns, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, ENTITLEMENT, Experiment, inconsiderate, Jealousy, Manipulation, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, princess behavior, relationship, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, StepSisShowdown, Testing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3668
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!

CraftyNonchalance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	3013	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts all the creepers in the land, who will then break out into a synchronized dance routine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeglessSurfer Minecraft Server

accident, Beach, courage, extreme sports, injury, leg, LeglessSurfer, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Recovery, resilience, Server, shark, shark attack, Surfer, Surfing, Survival, Toughest person, Tragedy, Trauma, water sports, wildlife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so epic that even a surfer’s leg washed up on the beach after a shark attack? well, look no further cuz that’s just a regular tuesday on our server! we’re so hardcore, even the ocean creatures can’t handle us. join now for the wildest adventures and the craziest stories you’ll ever hear. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next “toughest person we know”! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!

GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft

atrocities, authoritarian regime, bangladesh, Censorship, civil rights, communication blackout, Democracy, digital rights, freedom of speech, GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet shutdown, media blackout, online activism, Oppression, Political unrest, protest, Social Media Ban, suppression

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2825
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	602463	Meteorites Collected:	0

lol join this server cuz the Bangladesh gov shut down the internet so u can’t spread the word about their craziness. come here and build ur own virtual protest against the evil gov, make pixel art of the leaders doing silly things, and have virtual riots with ur friends. also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in the server that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. join now before the gov shuts us down too! #virtualrevolution #minecraftprotest

StaticCraft: PollenPullers

air gaps, Biodiversity, butterflies, ecology, electric charge, electrical attraction, entomology, Environmental Science, flight patterns, Flowers, insect behavior, insect wings, moths, Natural phenomena, Nature, plant reproduction, pollen grains, PollenPullers, pollination, Science, static electricity, StaticCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil sumthin’ sumthin’. So, like, did you know that butterflies and moths be like little electric magnets in the sky? They collect so much static electricity while they fly around that they can actually pull pollen grains from flowers across big ol’ gaps in the air! Ain’t that some wild shiz? So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as electrifying as a butterfly’s wings, then come on and join us! We got all the crazy adventures and epic builds you could ever dream of. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to harness the power of static electricity to rule the Minecraft world! So what are you waitin’ for? Get your booty in here and let’s get this party started!

Limbo Realm

active community, alliances, Community, Connect, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, dynamic, endless possibilities, Engaging, Immersive, landscape, MCMMO, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, Skills, Survival, TOWN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Limbo Realm: The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience

Welcome to Limbo Realm, a unique Minecraft Survival server designed for players of all preferences! Dive into an immersive world filled with custom plugins and tailored experiences that enhance gameplay and community interaction, Limbo Realm offers something for everyone, Join us and explore a vast landscape where you can establish your own town, forge alliances, and engage in thrilling PvP battles. Our custom plugins introduce new mechanics, exciting quests, and custom skills, ensuring a dynamic and engaging experience. With a friendly and active community, Limbo Realm is the perfect place to create, conquer, and connect.

EMBARK ON YOUR JOURNEY TODAY AND DISCOVER ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES. Server IP: limborealm.mc.gg Website: limborealm.craftingstore.net

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MCXP Survival+

Cosmetics, Crates, Events, Fun, Land Claims, Marriages, Minecraft, Minions, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

MCXP is an SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

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