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Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1030	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

Land of 10,000 Blocks: Minnesota Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you a Minnesota bro looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cold as the winters up north? Look no further, because our server is so chill it’ll make you forget about the freezing temperatures outside. Join us for epic battles against snow golems, mining expeditions in the frozen tundra, and building igloos that would make even Elsa jealous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground ice palace where the legendary Ice King resides, waiting to challenge any brave adventurer who dares to face him. So grab your parka, hop on your snowmobile, and join us for a frosty good time on our Minnesota-themed Minecraft server!

Crafty Dominican Dudes: Mining, Building, and Dominating the Minecraft Republic!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	7297	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the Dominican males on our Minecraft server! These guys are like the superheroes of the virtual world. They mine diamonds faster than you can say “Papá Dios”, build houses taller than the palm trees on the beaches of Punta Cana, and PvP like they’re in a bachata dance-off. Join our server and you’ll be saying “¡Qué lo que!” in no time as you team up with these legendary players. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have a Dominican adventure in Minecraft? ¡Vamos! 🌴💎🔥

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Will you buy?’ – A server where diamonds are the new currency!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that never breaks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a land of endless cake and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Will you buy into the madness?

LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ores Mined:	2367	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Are you sick of getting owned by players with puny little swords? Well, look no further because longswordchads is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the elite group of players who wield the almighty longsword, the weapon of choice for true warriors.

But beware, not everyone can handle the power of the longswordchads. Rumor has it that our swords are so sharp, they can cut through diamond armor like butter. And don’t even get us started on the enchantments – our swords are so OP, they can one-shot the Ender Dragon without breaking a sweat.

So why should you join longswordchads? Because we’re the baddest, raddest, most epic group of players in all of Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join longswordchads today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Crafty Kibbutz: Where White People Embrace Antisemitism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the smartest of the smart can join forces with Israel and God’s Chosen People! If you think you have what it takes to outwit and outplay the competition, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and treacherous foes, all while basking in the glory of being on the side of righteousness and light. Only the most cunning and courageous players will be able to navigate the challenges of this server and emerge victorious.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this server, only the bravest and brightest will survive. Are you ready to prove that you’re one of the chosen few? Join us now and show the world that you have what it takes to stand with Israel and God’s Chosen People!

Blocky Warriors: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for FF XIV Fans!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Get ready for a wild ride because our Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 is going to blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have some insane in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Join forces with your favorite Final Fantasy characters and take on epic quests like never before!

And don’t even get me started on our General News! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling through dimensions like a boss! Plus, our PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out with other players in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable! And if you’re looking to meet some fellow players, we have meetups like you’ve never seen before! From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now! 🎮🔥🚀

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	294
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

ChatCraft: Where You Always End Up in a Conversation with Creepers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4647	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players, using epic cheat skills like teleportation and invisibility. And get this – there’s a secret boss with no cheat skills at all, but still manages to win every time! How does he do it? It’s a mystery that will keep you coming back for more. So join our server and experience the craziest, most anime-inspired Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!

CraftyKoreans: Where crashing an airliner is just part of the game!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your expectations of what a gaming experience should be like!

Join us for a wild ride where even the Koreans are crashing airliners because they were too afraid to question their elder players. But don’t worry, we promise our admins are much more responsible when it comes to flying in-game!

With crazy adventures around every corner and a community that’s always ready to help you navigate through the chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and see why crashing planes is just the beginning of the fun!