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PixelatedPervs

Censorship, digital age, digital natives, digital revolution, generation, internet boom, internet culture, internet era, internet generation, internet history, Millennials, online censorship, online content, online entertainment, online experiences, online generation, online pornography, PixelatedPervs, soft core porn, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the generation born at the peak of the internet boom never experienced soft core porn. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking sheep that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain signal, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Lapse, Memory, memory formation, Memory Loss, neurological health, neuroscience, normal slumber, Rats, research, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

Modded Cisco: Where even the creepers have IT certifications! Join now on version 1.19.2

1.19.2, 300 mods, 6 players, certifications, Cisco, Community, created yesterday, CREEPERS, discord server, Expansion, FANTASY, Ip:, Join, looking for more, Medieval, Modded, Players, RPG, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Started, Ultimate, Version, Zenplay, Zenplay.org

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG SMP Server

Server Details
Modpack Version	Ultimate version with almost 300 mods
Number of Players	6 players currently, looking for more
Server Status	Just started, not much progress yet

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK

Server IP: zenplay.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is open to all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information

TyrionCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, adventure game, Better game than Tyrion Cuthbert, Better than Tyrion Cuthbert, Better than Tyrion Cuthbert review, Devil, Devil game, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, indie, indie game, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Steam, steam game, Steam store, Tyrion Cuthbert, Tyrion Cuthbert game, Tyrion Cuthbert review, TyrionCraft, video game

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2129
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

altcoins, asset allocation, Bear market strategies, Bitcoin, blocktopia, Bull market strategies, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Dollar cost averaging, financial independence, frugal living, investment options, long term investing, market timing, Minecraft, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, Server, Southeast Asia, stock market, Ultimate, Wealth accumulation, wealth management

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

SibMoneyDrama Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, demanding apologies, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, empathy and compassion, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair, financial support, half siblings, hurt feelings, Inheritance, Minecraft, money issues, past trauma, seeking validation, Server, sibling relationships, SibMoneyDrama, understanding perspectives, unresolved issues, unresolved resentment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4280
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wild world of family feuds and inheritance drama just like Jared’s!

Imagine a server where you can track down your long-lost half siblings for money, only to be shut down and demand apologies from your friends for being negative! Who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of family dynamics and financial disputes. Who knows, you might just end up demanding apologies from your friends too! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5755	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ores Mined:	8888	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6853
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!