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Minecraft Madness: ‘/asean/’ Edition

“Youth, ASEAN, battle, Bravery, child soldier, Combat, Coming of Age, dumb, edisi, Edition, Elegant, Innocence, innocence lost, loyalty, madness, Military, Minecraft, Naive, Saori, Soldier, Survival, tragic, War, young

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saori the naive and kinda dumb child soldier reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so elegant that even the Ender Dragon bows down to saori’s majestic presence. – Legend has it that if you join our server, you will gain the ability to build castles in the sky using only dirt blocks. – saori once tamed a herd of creeper and used them to create the most explosive fireworks show Minecraft has ever seen. – Join our server and you might just stumble upon saori’s secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCommiesMC

Alliance, Brazil, China, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, East-West relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, multilateralism, Négotiation, Partnership, peace plan, Peacebuilding, Support, Ukraine, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic Ukraine peace plan that China and Brazil made together. it’s like, so legit, man.

like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.

plus, we got all these cool events and minigames that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a llama race where the winner got a pet dragon. no joke, bro.

so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.

PolarMeltCraft

antarctic, Arctic, climate change, environmental impact, faster melting, global warming, ice cap consequences, ice cap depletion, ice cap destruction, ice cap melting, ice caps, ice formation, ice manufacturing, ice melting, ice melting rate, ice production, ice production technology, melting ice, polar ice, polar regions, PolarMeltCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crops Grown:	4009
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the ice melts faster than my brain cells after a night of partying with creepers! We got polar bears doing the electric slide on the melting ice caps and penguins throwing raves in igloos made of diamond blocks.

Join us and witness the chaos as the world slowly turns into a water park with polar bears riding water slides and dolphins doing backflips in lava pools. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your floaties, ’cause things are about to get wet and wild!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, IPFS Edition, japanese games, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPlay, RGSS decryptor, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpgmaker, RPGMAKER games, Server, soccer bros, VH FAQ, video games, Violated Heroine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	1094	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

A, A Gasserald, always, Always Be, BE, Be A, Gasserald, Gasserald tags, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Will, Will Always, Xir, Xir tags, Xir Will, Xir Will Always Be A Gasserald, XirGasseraldCraft, XWABAG, XWABAG tags

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

SkinnyCraft

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, inspiration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, progress tracking, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, Tips, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

ATTACKED, Conflict, energy security, global economy, Gulf of Oman, Houthis, HouthisAttackMCServer, international relations, iran, leaking oil, LeakinOil, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MV Sounion, oil supply, oil tanker, Saudi Arabia, Strait of Hormuz, Tanker, United States Navy, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Items Found:	7938	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4125
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	900
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	118	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	200
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!