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Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	110	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	162

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4217

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Votes:	1371
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!