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GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1386	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	287
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, addiction support, breaking addiction, emotional well being, harmful habits, healthy choices, life without porn, lifestyle changes, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming temptation, personal growth, PIXEL, pornography addiction, Positive Change, purity, quit porn, quitting bad habits, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	5066	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	9685	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?

GirlTroubles Minecraft Server

communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating problems, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, GirlTroubles, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship issues, seeking help, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, Therapy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?

But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine

22 years old, attitude, aunt, BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine, Birthday, camping trip, celebration, contradictory, cousin, disagreement, family, Gaslighting, hanging out, opinion, parents, phone call, sarcastic, scummy, two-faced, weekend, Whining

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2049
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like Taylor here? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where aunts can be two-faced and birthdays can be ruined by camping trips. On our server, you can build your dream birthday party without any interruptions from relatives. Plus, we have a special “Whine-Free Zone” where you can vent about your problems without being called whiny. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – join our server today!

CreepyCraft: Sound Edition

chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, Edition, eerie, Frightening, Ghostly, hair-raising, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, Sound, spine-chilling, spooky, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	66
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of hearing creepy sounds in the dark while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only creepy sounds you’ll hear are the giggles of friendly zombies and the purrs of cute creepers! Join us for a spooktacular adventure where the only thing scary is how much fun you’ll be having! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those scary sounds and hello to a world of laughter and fun!

PixelPanicMC

arms trade, defense contractors, defense cooperation, defense diplomacy, defense exhibition, defense expo, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense reputation, defense sector, defense technology, defense trade, French expo ban, image damage, international relations, Israeli defense industry, military equipment, military procurement, military technology, PixelPanicMC

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where you can fight off zombie hordes and save the world from total destruction. and if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the boss dragon that guards the treasure hoard at the center of the map. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night? yeah, that’s right. we got all the latest hits playing, and you can dance the night away with your friends. it’s like a virtual rave, man.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

FutureCraft: Caveman vs. Cyborgs

advanced beings, Appearance, caveman, cavemen, cyborgs, Differences, distant civilization, distant future, Evolution, far future, future humans, future society, FutureCraft, futuristic appearance, genetic alterations, genetic mutations, human evolution, humans, physical changes, physical transformations, societal development, species transformation, technological advancements

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ores Mined:	4753
Void Gems Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the humans from the far future come back in time to play minecraft with us cavemen! they bring crazy futuristic technology like flying pigs and laser swords! you can build your own time machine and travel to different dimensions where you can battle giant cheeseburgers and ride on rainbow unicorns! come join the fun and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Zephyrv 1.19.2 Forge server Minecraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

[b]Regular friendly server with mods[/b] IC2 Classic (+Gravisuit), AE2, Refined Storage (Addon too), Thermal Dynamics (+addons), Deeper Darker, Deeper Oceans, Extreme Reactors2, Immersive Engineering and RFTools. Minimap is allowed.

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