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TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	3018	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magic Items Found:	6480
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2490	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crops Grown:	9836	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	982
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4770
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!