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Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	5457	Towns Built:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Animals Bred:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	44179
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Items Found:	8102
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	8

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	7865
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!