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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3480 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4480 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
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