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LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	185	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	2848
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ores Mined:	1011
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	7508
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	4239	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7316
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Emeralds Found:	5943	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5948

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6997
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	3599	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines