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chest pain prevention Minecraft Servers

  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3897
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

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  • Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

    Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7734
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

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    Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

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  • WindowPeek Minecraft Server

    WindowPeek Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2665
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

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    Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

    Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5857
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 5490 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2831 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

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  • BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

    BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2032
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Animals Bred: 62

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

    Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

    With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

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  • PastorPuncherMC

    PastorPuncherMC
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5440
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

    Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

    Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

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  • KolkataRageCraft

    KolkataRageCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1837
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 6871
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

    We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

    Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

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  • OppositeCraft

    OppositeCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4122 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

    explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5222
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1436 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9050 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

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  • CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

    CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 New Chunks Explored: 946024
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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  • ExBroGFHaterCraft

    ExBroGFHaterCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6379
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 7415 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

    But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!

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