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STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4196	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

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Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1998
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Votes:	7023	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

The horror

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	359866	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

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CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4582
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.