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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6956 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
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