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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1163 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
