| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
zigomium.com
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5597 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1134 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4201 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 305 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming wild creepers as your loyal pets.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! We once had a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, and another player who built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Survive, build, and explore a vast world with friends! Economy, events, PVP, and protected builds await!
subxero.ddns.net
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
IP: nl-mcpe.ru Port: standard (19132)Version: 1.1
grapeland.ru
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4915 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Not only is it available on PC and mobile, but it also has the most mind-blowing trailers that will make you want to jump right in and start building your dream world.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for hilarious updates and join our database/tier list to see where you rank among the best of the best. And don’t forget to roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic prizes!
Oh, and did I mention the current event? Sign up now and get free 1k crystals to kickstart your adventure. It’s like Christmas came early, but in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. This server is all about yuri, JRPG, and comedy, so get ready to laugh your way through the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4101 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2927 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7306 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!
88.99.91.253:50020
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5513 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4905 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4173 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 404506 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3879 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
