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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9036 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
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