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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Farms Harvested:	652	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Animals Bred:	173
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	1137	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.