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Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	3926
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	217

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Potions Brewed:	175

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	5165

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Emeralds Found:	1871
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!