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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5014 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 86 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.
Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.
Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!
