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Destiny Burger 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime characters, Anime collectibles, Anime Community, anime conventions, anime fandom, anime merchandise, Anime Series, burger, destiny, fast food, fate, Fate franchise, fate series, Fate/Hambaga, Fate/Hambaga characters, Hambaga, japanese animation, japanese anime, Japanese culture, japanese food

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to battle it out in a virtual world where you can summon epic warriors and fight for the ultimate prize? Well, look no further than this Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner hero and conquer all who stand in your way! Join us now and experience the thrill of the fight like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you engage in epic battles, but you can also build your own kingdom, complete with castles, dungeons, and even a McDonald’s! That’s right, we’ve got a Hambaga joint in the middle of all the action because why the heck not? Who wouldn’t want to chow down on a juicy burger after a hard day of slaying monsters?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn appears on the server and grants wishes to those who can find it! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? You got it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in Fate/Hambaga, anything can happen!

GrannyCraft grief escape

addiction, alcoholism, coping with loss, difficult decisions, Dysfunctional family, emotional turmoil, Enabling, Escape, family dynamics, Golden Child, GrannyCraft, Grief, guilt tripping, job hunting, living situation, mental health, moving out, support system, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, verbal altercations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	4644
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9886
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your virtual pals.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.

We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Votes:	7398	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	1393	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	182	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Farms Harvested:	988	New Chunks Explored:	766661
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	8512	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4503
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.