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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8570 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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