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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3325 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!