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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9914 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 28 | New Chunks Explored: | 775633 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?