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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9636 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.