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HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!

bedrock edition, Box, content creators, crossplay, eastereggs, ELYTRA, Feedback, Fishing, Fun, Giveaways, Immersive, java edition, Map, Other, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Pvparena, Revolutionize, Skymining, Skyminingpvp, Staff, Suggestions, Treasure Hunts, Tridents

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	8953	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

HorizonMines is an small upcoming SKYMINING server that is looking to revolutionize the space with an actual skymining experience, elytra’s, a wonderfully build map and tons of eastereggs create an immersive and endless world of possiblities and to have fun. The goal of HorizonMines is to simply become the best skymining server out there, the best map, the best gameplay and the best experience. We are actively looking for staff, content creators and people whom can give feedback and suggestions so we can accomplish the goal of becoming the absolute best out there.

GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

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Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net

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mc.horizonmines.net

Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!

application, Cheating, Community, decent, Discord, Drama, EXTRA, fair, family, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, Mature, Players, policy, pvp-ing, Reset, Season, Seasoning, Sequel, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Server Name	Seqcraft SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla Minecraft
Community Focus	Building a hermitcraft-minded community
World Reset	Approximately every major Java edition release
Server Rules	No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism
Age Range	13+ to 40+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often does the world reset on Seqcraft SMP?

The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.

2. What are the server rules regarding gameplay?

The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.

3. Is there an age restriction to join Seqcraft SMP?

The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.

4. How can I join Seqcraft SMP?

Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx

Crafty Slavs Minecraft Server

Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, russian women, Server, slavs, Won

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Russian women have taken over and are dominating the game like never before! Join us for a chance to witness these fierce ladies build the most epic structures with their bare hands and take on creepers with their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!

So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!

RebornCraft: Minecraft Server

determination, Endurance, Hope, IM LEARNIN TO TALK AGAIN, IM LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, persistence, physical therapy, progress, reborncraft, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, WAITED LONG ENOUGH, WHERE DO I BEGIN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re ready to learn how to walk and talk again! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that it will teach you how to do basic human functions all over again.

Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!

WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	New Chunks Explored:	16257
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	9085	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

SisJealousCraft

Achievements, apprenticeship, arguments, art classes, college, community college, Competition, disability, Distress, Expectations, family loyalty, high school, opportunities, Parental Pressure, Resentment, retail job, Sacrifices, Selfishness, service industry, SisJealousCraft, sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	713511
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254

Looking for a Minecraft server that values individual achievement and doesn’t hold you back like OP’s parents did? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to pursue your dreams without being guilt-tripped by your disabled sister or overbearing parents.

On our server, you won’t be pulled out of art classes or denied opportunities just because someone else can’t have them. Achieve greatness without the drama of family members crying and accusing you of being selfish for wanting to better yourself.

Don’t let anyone hold you back from reaching your full potential, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs family loyalty when you can have diamonds and epic builds instead? Join now and build your future without the guilt trips!

MovieMagic Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Universe, cinematic experience, creative concept, dream come true, dream scenario, dream world, FANTASY, fantasy come to life, fictional movie, film adaptation, imagination, Magical powers, make believe, Minecraft, movie magic, MovieMagic, Reality, science fiction, Server, storytelling, wish fulfillment, wish granted

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5189	Runes Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite movie! Imagine being able to bring to life any fictional movie you can think of – from battling dinosaurs in Jurassic Park to fighting off zombies in a post-apocalyptic world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living out your wildest movie fantasies in blocky form. Who needs Hollywood when you can create your own epic adventures right here? So come on, grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic Minecraft experience like no other!

EcoVandalsCraft

activism, Activists, Awareness, cause, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, controversy, debate, deliberate effort, Destruction, EcoVandalsCraft, environmentalism, Ethics, extremism, historical sites, Paintings, preservation, protest, undermine, Vandalism

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6409	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	6822	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the climate change activists are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind these sneaky vandals. Rumor has it they’re actually secret agents working for a group of evil creepers trying to distract us from saving the environment. But fear not, because on our server, we’re ready to take them down with our trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. So come join us and together we’ll fight against both climate change and those pesky vandals! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

PepsiCraft: No Israel Flags!

Boycott, branding, consumer activism, controversy, corporate responsibility, cultural sensitivity, Flags, Globalization, Identity, international relations, Israel, Israeli flag, lebanon, Logo, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, pepsi, PepsiCraft, Politics, protest, social media, Symbolic

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

lol so like, u know how Lebanon be like “no pepsi for u” cuz they think the logo look like Israeli flag? well, u know what else is a flag? the flag of our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the flag revolution, where we fight for the right to drink whatever soda we want while building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us and show Lebanon that flags are cool, but minecraft is cooler.

GrannyCrafters

Ancestry, cherished memories, Elderly, family, family history, family traditions, Family tree, Family Values, generational connection, generations, grandmother, GrannyCrafters, great grandmother, heritage, Legacy, love, matriarch, Memories, relationships, special bond, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	741500	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server where great grandmothers rain from the sky and give you special powers like the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your house because they know you have a great grandmother watching over you.

we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to discover. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere. only the bravest players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize: a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

so come join us on our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible and great grandmothers are the key to success. trust us, you won’t regret it!