🔥Chelsea’s Live Line Minecraft Servers

HateFoodzCraft

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

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Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

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Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

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so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2315
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	120
Villages Defended:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3383	Animals Bred:	135
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	172917
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

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