CHELSEA GOALS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crops Grown:	4588	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/fostercraft-minecraft-server-2/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	601403	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	1628
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	231
Divine Spears Created:	18	Votes:	2482
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Votes:	932	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7341
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3455
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	819
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

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