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EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad

Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, brentford, Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, crystal palace, english premier league, epl, EPLTrans, Everton, fulham, Ipswich Town, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Match week 1, newcastle united, Nottingham Forest, Saturday 24th August, seagull, Seagull Edition, smp, Southampton, squad, Sunday 25th August, Tottenham Hotspur, Trans, transfer window, West Ham United, Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!

Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!

And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!

KickCraft – International Soccer Server

#Southgate, Chelsea, denmark, england, fa, Fifa, France, International, international soccer, Israel, Kasper Hjulmand, kickcraft, Lesley Ugochukwu, manager search, Olympic squad, Paris Olympics, RFEF, Server, Soccer, spain, Successor, suspension, World Cup

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Chelsea recalling players from Olympic squads, Spain proposing 11 World Cup stadiums for 2030, and managers stepping down left and right like it’s a game of musical chairs!

Join us for the ultimate chaos and drama as we navigate through FIFA delays, England manager searches, and who knows what else will happen next! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness right here in our Minecraft world?

So come on in and join the fun – you never know what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you on our server!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	267875	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’

Al Hilal, André Villas-Boas, bayer, career, Chaos, Chelsea, CL, Coaching, Crafty, CREEPERS, FC Poopenfarten Heidenheim, football, happen, Heres, Manager, mvp, PL team, prediction, real, RELEGATION, Retirement, sacked, Screenshot, Spanish, top12, whats

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of a manager who got sacked multiple times, only to rise again like a phoenix from the ashes. Just like a player respawning after getting blown up by a creeper!

With more plot twists than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat as you navigate through the ups and downs of this manager’s career. Will he finally find success or will he end up coaching a team of zombie pigmen?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of this epic saga that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

acquaintance, Adventures, Awareness, Chelsea, Chelseas, Columbia, Community, Crafty, crazy, Drama, familiarity, gossip, Identity, local gossip, Minecraft, Missouri, recognition, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, slut, small town, social circles

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

BladeSMP

BladeSMP, Cross-Play, Discord, gg, https, Ip:, join us, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, minecraft server, minekeep, Survival, UU6dKj9Pvx

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

A LifestealSMP

Come Join us!

At IP = bladesmp.minekeep.gg

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Also Join the discord = https://discord.gg/UU6dKj9Pvx

bladesmp.minekeep.gg

SlurPurge Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Censorship, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, free speech, Hate Speech, inclusion, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, online forums, Politics, prejudice, Race, Religion, Server, Sexuality, SlurPurge, Slurs, Social Issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can drop EVERY slur you know! That’s right, let out all your pent-up anger and frustration by unleashing a barrage of offensive language towards all religions, races, ethnicities, sexualities, and more!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!

PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

anxiety, coping mechanisms, courage, Delusional, depression, Edgy, FAGGOT, gasoline, kill, mental health, mental illness, mental toughness, Minecraft, Paranoid, Psych, PsychoMine, schizophrenia, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cooperation, economic justice, Economy, finance, financial system, G20, Global, Government, high net worth individuals, INEQUALITY, International, Minecraft, policy, REFORM, Server, summit, superrich, SuperRichCraft, Tax, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	7662	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PixelPioneerJustice

Accountability, Charged, Conflict, delayed justice, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incident, international law, investigation, justice delayed, law enforcement, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPioneerJustice, settler, Shooting, Tension, unresolved, videoed, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

TipsyCraft

act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9452
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

McEcon

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Server Economy Shop Mobs Wealth Community Grief Bedrock Java Cross platform Admins PVE PVP Nether Residence LandClaim Player Shop Auctions Cracked clients, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

mcecon.sickgaming.net

steelfistMC

animations, botania, Create, Discord, Download, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Mods, PvE, PvP, Qol, Server, simple voice chat, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Tweaks, Vanilla, Waystones, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ascension materials, Captain Overtime, character demo, Characters’ Ascension mats, claimable codes, Damage Calculator, Display Only, Download, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Miracle Began, Official X account, Pull Tracker, Redeemable Codes, Server, Signal Tracker, Sticker designs, Thread Template, Trailer, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero, zhu yuan, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows every time you ride it!

Our server is so epic that even the characters from Zhu Yuan are dropping by to hang out. Captain Overtime himself will be there to challenge you to a dance-off on the lava dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a lore teaser that will blow your mind and make you question the very fabric of reality. Where did the miracle begin? Find out on our server, where miracles happen every day.

And don’t forget about our exclusive redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOKANURBT5MQ8D. Use them to unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. It’s all possible on our Minecraft server of insanity!

KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

#announcement, Archive, archive site, Closure, Dead, End.., Farewell, FINAL, Goodbye, INFORMATION, Krystal, krystal archive, krystalarchive.com, KrystalGoneWild, Minecraft, News, not a drill, ONLINE, Shutdown, smp, update, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6806
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	118

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!