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WokeBoomerCraft SMP

“cheesy lines”, “ham acting”, “support the blue”, “USA #1”, boomercore, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, generation gap, great show, millennial, Nostalgia, Political, pop culture, Propaganda, satire, smp, social commentary, TV series, Woke, WokeBoomerCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2456	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

Nectar

KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	4063	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Nectar

Nectar is an open Minecraft SMP with a great community and chilled back experience. You’ll have no problem fitting in here!

Server IP – nectar-smp.com Discord – discord.gg/9KVATZEpNB

nectar-smp.com

Caravelle towny

Pve Survival, PvP, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

About Us

Welcome to a Caravelle Towny. Caravelle is a community driven server based on towns, survival, economy, and PvP. We believe a server is just a server, but what makes a server is the community. We run over 50+ plugins to make us unique and to add a different feeling to our server. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have McMMo that is used for our auto ranking system that is strictly play-to-win. One of our main features we evolve around is economy. We have jobs for players to join to earn money and player markets for players to buy and sell with a complex tax system. We have a custom brewery plugin for brewing drinks like beer, Coffee,, and even Redbull. The most favorite thing we have that players are thrilled and absolutely love is our bloodmoon,, Every 14 minecraft days,, the sky will get dark and mobs become tougher, stronger but drop special loot for players. We are a new server and we strive to run a peaceful, fun, and amazing lag free server. Come and join our community today! Trust me you will not regret it! We are the smallest and most dedicated server you will ever see within the Minecraft community. Come stop by and have a look for yourself!

Events and Tournaments

We run server and player hosted events for holidays and special occasions. As for Tournaments,, at the end of each month,, we will have towny tournaments for towns to battle to 1st place. Towns are judged on looks, economy, town vs town pvp battles, and more

caravellemc.secure.pebble.host

LootCore – MiniGames 1.8.9 Minecraft server

Bed wars, Mob Arena

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

ip: lootcore.pro 1.8.9 – 1.19.4

LootCore is a unique project with PvP version 1.8. The server has Legendary Modes, such as:

Annihilation, War, Azerus, FarmWars, BedWars, Chainsaw Simulator and others.

The server hosts tournaments in which you can win real money. Come with your friends and plunge into the atmosphere of Legendary modes.

lootcore.pro

XStealz

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2243
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

XStealz XStealz is a minehut lifesteal server with things such as crates economy custom recipes shop ingame polls custom items

XNormalz.minehut.gg

CrystalNetwork

Bedwars, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skywars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4747
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	126	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	1485

Contacts: Discord: https://dc.crystalnetwork.hu Store: https://bolt.crystalnetwork.hu/ IP: play.crystalnetwork.hu

play.crystalnetwork.hu:32322

Voygle network

Among us, Bed wars, Factions, Skywars

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

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Skywars

Bedwars

Factions

Among Us

Join now: mc.voygle.net

mc.voygle.net

B36_project Minecraft server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

To add yourself to the whitelist and start playing, follow the frequently asked questions on the discord server: http://discord.gg/D8cmPna

A full description can be found on planet minecraft:

https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/b36-project-l2018-map/

Our server is created for those who like to build and survive. Focus on cities and settlements. As soon as there are 10-15 people regularly online, we will add a full-fledged economy. In general, the lamp atmosphere and beautiful world are already noticeable.

212.22.93.73:25605

UnaVita SMP

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7755	Endless Night Skies:	3

UnaVita SMP is a Hardcore server with no respawns. There will never be any respawn timer, so once you’re dead you are dead.

unavita.xyz

Boruto Epsilon

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Boruto epsilon is a server with over 1100 active users its a very friendly community with its own modded minecraft server with a fully open world detailed naruto world built in the server. There is a bunch of fun original quests you can do and the story is original so you wont be spoiled. The mods are custom made for the server and you can even get your own custom sharingan and sage mode and custom jutsus. By joining you are supporting the development of Boruto epsilon.

147.135.30.185:25652

Dds incursion

Antigrief, Authme, Cracked, Discord, Events, Mature Staff, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

DDS Incursion

A Semi-Vanilla Survival Server, We Support Both Java and Bedrock!

Also, This server is Not P2W! :3

IP:- mc.ddsincursion.xyz

Port: 25565/19132

mc.ddsincursion.xyz