“cheesy lines” – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WokeBoomerCraft SMP
“cheesy lines”, “ham acting”, “support the blue”, “USA #1”, boomercore, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, generation gap, great show, millennial, Nostalgia, Political, pop culture, Propaganda, satire, smp, social commentary, TV series, Woke, WokeBoomerCraft
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.
So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

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New Server IP
BagCraft Server – /bag/ Minecraft Server
4koma, Anniversary Livestream, BAG, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, moe, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Summer Mission, swimsuit
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness here.
2. Our community is like a bag of holding, full of circles, clubs, and friends who will have your back no matter what. Need someone to help you fight off a horde of zombies? We got you covered.
3. The events on our server are so insane, you’ll be solving mysteries with the RABBIT SQUAD and searching for missing shrimp. Who knew shrimp could be so elusive?
4. Our content is off the charts, with Grand Assault missions like ShiroKuro where you’ll be facing torment with heavy armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with a twist!
5. And let’s not forget about the 3.5th Anniversary Livestream coming up. Rumor has it, there will be cake. And not just any cake, but cake that gives you superpowers in-game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong pickaxe, because things are about to get wild!

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New Server IP
GainCraft Minecraft Server
#workout, Bodybuilding, FITNESS, fitness goals, GainCraft, Gains, gains journey, gains motivation, gains progress, gym, Minecraft, muscle definition, muscle gains, muscle growth, muscle progress, muscle transformation, Nice gains, progress, Server, strength training, take a look, weight gain, weightlifting
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to show off your gains? Well, our server has a special “Flex Zone” where you can strut your stuff and impress all the other players. Who knows, you might even attract some virtual admirers!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in the depths of our server. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies as your funky dance partners. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of glowstone for the ultimate party experience.
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the legendary “Chicken Challenge”? Legend has it that the bravest players who can out-cluck a horde of angry chickens will be rewarded with a diamond chicken statue that will make all your friends green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
NeighborlyParking Minecraft Server
first come first serve, Hoa, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor parking, NeighborlyParking, neighbors, parking agreement, parking arrangement, parking behavior, parking confrontation, parking courtesy, parking dispute, parking etiquette, parking rules, parking situation, parking space, parking spot, property management, Server, townhouse complex, unassigned spots
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spots are a hot commodity and drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of townhouse parking disputes. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and equality in the parking lot, or will you be the villain who hogs all the prime spots for themselves?
Experience the thrill of standing up to aggressive neighbors, cursing matches, and even police reports – all from the safety of your own virtual world. Take on the role of a parking spot warrior and fight for your right to park wherever you please (within the boundaries of the game, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to join this epic saga of parking lot chaos and camaraderie. And remember, we have cameras in the game too, so feel free to mess with other players’ virtual cars – it’s all part of the fun! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have.

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New Server IP
GiftGoneWrongCraft
Anniversary Celebrations, anniversary gift, bad reaction, close up photos, Communication, emotional reactions, feeling unheard, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love and appreciation, love language, marriage traditions, modern street style, painting commission, paper anniversary, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, Thoughtful gestures, traditional gifts, vintage style, wedding photos
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t end up with a rat’s nest hair disaster like this poor Redditor on her wedding day! Join us for a chance to escape real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where your hair always looks fabulous, even in close-up photos!
Our server is so amazing, even the anniversary gifts are out of this world. Forget about paper traditions, we commission personalized paintings of your Minecraft adventures! And don’t worry, we won’t highlight your insecurities – unless you count the fear of running into a creeper in the dark!
Join us now and experience a world where your style preferences are always considered, where every gift is a reflection of your unique Minecraft personality. Who needs love languages when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server today!

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New Server IP
LootCraft
big win, Charity, dream, dreams come true, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, Happiness, Investment, jackpot, life changing, Lootcraft, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, sudden wealth, travel, unexpected, windfall, winning
What would you do if you joined our Minecraft server today? Well, let me tell you, it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a Creeper dropping sick beats. But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of Simon Says. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
BlackSeaBoom Minecraft Server
Black sea, BlackSeaBoom, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, maritime security, military advancements, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, naval warfare, reconnaissance, Russian ships, Sea Baby drones, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles
come join our epic minecraft server where we have SEA BABY DRONES that can DESTROY russian ships in the black sea!!! it’s like a crazy warzone but with BLOCKS and CREEPERS and stuff. ukraine is like, “woah, these drones are so POWERFUL now, we gonna take over the sea with our epic minecraft skills.” join us and be part of the madness, build your own drone and take down those pesky russian ships. it’s gonna be a BLOCKY adventure like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dominate the sea!! 🌊🚢🔥 #minecraftmadness #seababydrones #ukrainianwarriors

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New Server IP
Blocktopia: M25 Jailbreak
activism, blocked, blocktopia, civil disobedience, climate change, climate crisis, direct action, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmental justice, Fossil Fuels, Jailbreak, jailed, Just Stop Oil, legal action, M25, OIL INDUSTRY, protest movement, protest sentencing, Protesters, traffic disruption, Transportation
haha so like, if u wanna avoid getting jailed for blocking the m25, come join our minecraft server instead! we got no cops here, just blocky fun and endless adventures! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we mine. join now before the cops come for u too! #minecraftlife #blockyadventures #diamondsareforever 🤣👮‍♂️💎

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New Server IP
SabrinasCraftsMC
branding, business name, Carpenter, carpentry business, Craft, Creative, custom furniture, diy, entrepreneur, Handmade, home improvement, inspiration, Marketing, Passion, Sabrina, sabrina carpenter, SabrinasCraftsMC, Skills, Small Business, success, Tools, woodworking
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like minecraft? well guess what, u should join this epic minecraft server run by the one and only sabrina carpenter, the ultimate carpenter in the minecraft world. she started a carpentry business called “sabrina, carpenter” and now she’s taking over the minecraft universe with her mad building skills.
join this server if u want to build the craziest, most epic structures ever seen in minecraft. sabrina will teach u her secret carpentry techniques that will blow ur mind. u’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.
but that’s not all, on this server, there are secret treasure hunts where u can find rare items and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond block hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player in the game.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a master builder with sabrina carpenter by ur side. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next minecraft legend.

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New Server IP
JellyEelCraft
bio-inspired batteries, bio-mimicry, biomimetic design, dynamic hydrogels, electric eel-inspired technology, electric eels, energy storage, energy-efficient devices, flexible electronics, hydrogel actuators, hydrogel sensors, innovative electronics, jelly batteries, JellyEelCraft, multilayer electronics, Soft, soft materials, soft robotics, stretchable batteries, stretchable materials, stretchy, wearable technology
come join our minecraft server where we have soft, stretchy ‘jelly batteries’ inspired by electric eels! you can power up your creations with these wiggly wonders and shock your friends with your electrifying builds.
our highly stretchable dynamic hydrogels are perfect for creating soft multilayer electronics in the game. imagine building a bouncy castle that lights up when you jump on it, or a trampoline that plays music when you bounce. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and join us for a shockingly good time. who needs redstone when you have jelly batteries and hydrogels to power up your minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

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New Server IP

EmperixMC: Where your Minecraft addiction reaches new levels! No resets, optional PVP, just pure chaos and fun! Join now!

Achievements, Active, addiction, Builds, Chaos, Community, Connect, Discord, EmperixMC, Features, Fun, gameplay, goals, Join, Levels, Minecraft, multiplayer, Optional, progress, Projects, Pure, PvP, reaches, refurbished, Resets, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla

Emperix SMP Overview

Server Name	Emperix SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla+
Discord	discord.gg/emperixmc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What We Offer:

Vanilla+ Gameplay	Enjoy the purity of vanilla Minecraft or explore our customized features for a unique twist.
Long-Term World Preservation	No more worries about server resets disrupting your progress. Build and achieve your goals without fear!

Why Choose Emperix SMP?

Community	A welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers.
Play Styles	Whether you’re into monumental builds or collaborative projects, our server supports all play styles.

How to Join:

Visit our Discord server to learn more and connect with our friendly staff: discord.gg/emperixmc

Don’t miss out on your chance to be part of a thriving Minecraft community. Join Emperix SMP today! 🚀