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SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	5634
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	781
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Items Found:	7828	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.