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SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2256	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5022	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4648	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	926	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	273
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Animals Bred:	141	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.