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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Star Shards Collected:	82	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	5763	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4760
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	6304
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	300689	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Potions Brewed:	190
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!