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Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Farms Harvested:	198	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	182	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	1965	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Emeralds Found:	5924
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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