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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6314 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 112 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server’s resources. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest to find the elusive Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the Nether with an iron fist (or hoof, we should say). Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the Nether for yourself?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!
