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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5743 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
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