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CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	594280
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	479	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	263623	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

#youtube, Bijou, BUILD, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, GemCraft, general, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, LAUGH, Links, lol, merch, Music, Newpebble guide, Next stream, Previous Stream, Report, rock on, shorts, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

ConsoleCraft, consoles, Directory, Game, LITERALLY, lol, long trail, Open, playable, Side, tags, Unplayable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

blocky, consequences, court system, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal penalties, endermen, fines, judicial system, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal proceedings, legal punishment, legal repercussions, Legal System, Life, Pay, penalties, punishment, punishment guidelines, sentences, sentencing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

AK EN Database, akg, Ambience Synesthesia, Archetto, arknights, Astesia, Battles, blocky, Cardigan skin, Caster Delphine, Caster Passenger, Caster Rockrock, Defender Cement, Defender Horn, Design of Strife, Edition, EP13, Epic, From Gleams and Smoke I Emerge, Fun, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, Guard Hoederer, Guard Humus, Ho’olheyak, Iris, Join, Kazemaru, LEE, Medic Chestnut, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, More valuable resources, redeem codes, Server, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Standard, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, The Whirlpool That Is Passion, Vanguard Ines, Witch Feast, Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	9929
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2051
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!