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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8596 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
