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BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5272	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	213
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	2015
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	916346

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	7327
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	184
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	New Chunks Explored:	329957
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!