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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5607 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
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