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HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Towns Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Villages Defended:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

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SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	156
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7386	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

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No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

PixelLoveLand

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!