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Pixelated Potato Playground: Where Cheap Laptops and Linux Distros Collide!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8561
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your potato laptop or mini PC? Look no further, join our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Our server is so powerful, it can turn your cheap laptop into a supercomputer capable of running any Linux distro with ease.

Imagine this: You join our server and suddenly your laptop transforms into a high-tech gaming rig, with graphics so stunning you’ll think you’re in the game yourself. Your friends will be amazed at how smooth your gameplay is, and they’ll be begging to know your secret.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also receive a special potion that gives you the ability to fly in-game. No more falling off cliffs or getting lost in caves, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Your cheap laptop will thank you!

Canopy

age, campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Farms, Friends, Fun, hard mode survival, hats, hermitcraft, join us, laid back, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7484
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds

Join Us!

Want to join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord.

IP: canopymc.net

Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on collaboration, community building, and a laid-back atmosphere.
What is the average player age?	Early to mid-20’s.
Are there any special events?	Yes, the server typically hosts fun events each week.
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the soft border?	Players can explore freely within the soft border, but areas outside may be deleted for future content.
What plugins are used?	Only plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as hats, datapacks, and a dynamic map.

Divine Power Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies. It’s got powers that are like, beyond godlike, I’m talking next level shiz here. But get this, even with all that power, you can still get your butt kicked by a vampire who’s chugging demon juice like it’s water. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join this server and embrace the chaos, my dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that.

DadCraft: NoSoloTime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6264
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.

Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.

So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5286
Ores Mined:	1755	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

EpsteinCraft2020

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ores Mined:	1088

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have secret tunnels leading to hidden treasure, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the elusive Epstein files, and only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the truth behind why Trump won’t release them. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and become the hero of our server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

Appearance, billionaire, campaign event, controversial figure, controversy, current events, elon musk, entrepreneur, far right, Fun, German, influential figure, MuskCraft, News, Politics, public appearance, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Video

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?

Dog Ate My Blocks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	92
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Votes:	6348
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!