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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the only rule is to embrace the cheap chink shit of the internet? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things sketchy and too good to be true!

Join us for outrageous discussions about TWS IEM reviews, new guides that are a work in progress, and links to the installgentoo wiki for all your chink shit general needs. Share your Mergeboss links and find out what headphones/earbuds to buy, what cheap smartphone to get, or even what emulation device to snag.

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HouseWeirdo Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, HouseWeirdo, idiosyncratic, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! I was playing on it the other day and I saw the craziest thing at someone’s house. They had a giant statue of a chicken made out of diamonds, like what even?! And then I went inside and they had a room filled with nothing but cakes, like who needs that many cakes?! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what you’ll find on this server. So come join us and see all the wacky stuff for yourself, it’s a total blast!

FriendshipCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, coping, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, misunderstanding, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, self-care, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	265
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of losing your best friend in the depths of the Nether? Well, fear no more because on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing your buddy again! Join us and embark on ridiculous adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a dancing chicken. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your lost friend trapped in a dungeon guarded by a horde of zombie villagers! So come on, join our server and let the wacky shenanigans begin!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	119239

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Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3172
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

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BarkBusterzMC

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7926
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

Our server is so epic that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical wizard who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

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ChipocalypseCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus

Enchanted Oasis 1.20.6

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, only losers don’t love cucumber Gatorade! And on this server, we have an unlimited supply of that delicious green goodness.

Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, like how insane is that? You can ride them into battle and conquer the Minecraft world like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention that all the trees are made of cotton candy? Yeah, you heard me right, FREE COTTON CANDY TREES! You can snack on them while building your epic creations.

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