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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Sovereign Craft VS Hypixel

alliances, Bitcoin, Claim protection, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, lightning power, Military, Minigames, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Shop, SMP world, Survival, TAVERN, town-building, trade empire, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, virtual currency, war battles

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	795
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can experience lag due to high player count
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Focus on mini-games, less on building and economy
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

Sovereign Craft

Pros	Cons
Real economy with Bitcoin integration	May require some knowledge of cryptocurrency
Focus on building, economy, and player interactions	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Unique features like towns, cities, nations, and Bitcoin utilization	Not as many mini-games or events

FAQ

What is Hypixel known for?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games and game modes, and regular updates and events.

What makes Sovereign Craft unique?

Sovereign Craft merges a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft, allowing players to create and build up their own towns, cities, or nations, utilize Bitcoin for transactions, and engage in activities like running shops, joining militaries, and becoming politicians.

Which server is better for players interested in building and economy?

Sovereign Craft would be a better choice for players interested in building and economy as it focuses more on those aspects compared to Hypixel which emphasizes mini-games and game modes.

JewCraft: Where Creepers Say Oy Vey!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	658524
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SoulSuckers R Us: The Minecraft Server Where Your Soul is Forced to Have Fun!

dark past, emotional struggle, forced, forced soul, Fun, haunting memories, identity crisis, inner conflict, Inner Demons, inner peace, inner strength, inner turmoil, Minecraft, Self Discovery, Server, Soul, soul connection, soul healing, Soul searching, soul transformation, Soulful, SoulSuckers, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of noobs? Well, welcome to Forced Soul, where you’ll be treated like the royalty you are!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft. These llamas have PhDs in Minecraftology and will make sure you never get lost or eaten by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who love to dance and sing. Join their party and you’ll never want to leave!

So why wait? Join Forced Soul today and experience Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

SuckMC SMP NETWORK – Stealing hearts and nations one block at a time!

Adrenaline, Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, boss fights, Bosses, Challenges, Conquer, creativity, Dungeons, Free Rank, Gear, Hearts, Keep Inventory, Loot, minecraft server, Nations, Network, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Safety, smp, stealing, SuckMC, Survival, Time, Usa

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Server Name	SiphonMC
Server IP	pmc.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock port	19132
Location	USA
Version	Java Edition 1.20.6
Discord	discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki	wiki.siphonmc.com

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

FAQs:

What is the server IP?

The server IP for SiphonMC is pmc.SiphonMC.net

What is the Bedrock port for the server?

The Bedrock port for the server is 19132

What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

The server supports Java Edition 1.20.6

Are there any unique features on SiphonMC?

Yes, SiphonMC offers custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, daily boss fights, and more.

Is there a Discord server for SiphonMC?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/siphonmc

How can I claim a free rank on the server?

You can claim your free rank by joining the server today.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the SiphonMC wiki at wiki.siphonmc.com for more information.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Animals Bred:	100	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	726
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and 5* Sniper Lunacub – they’re ready to party with you!

But wait, there’s more! How about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing making a grand entrance on our server? It’s like a Minecraft party you’ve never experienced before! And don’t forget about the Ambience Synesthesia event featuring SilverAsh, Ho’olheyak, and Swire The Elegant Wit – they’re here to spice up your Minecraft adventure!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about 6* Sniper Typhon, 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and more joining forces for a Joint Action event? It’s going to be a Minecraft showdown like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be a Minecraft party you’ll never forget!

No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, banter, Blood, created, does not slip, Epic, idea.., long trail: this one does not slip, man, Minecraft, Monster, Slip, Slippery, Steves, this man has vengeance in his blood, Vengeance, you have no idea the monster you created with all that banter

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

Littl3Craft3rs: Adults pretending to be Minecraft pros in a tiny, exclusive club on both Bedrock and Java versions.

Adult-only, Adults, bedrock, Build Competitions, chest items, club, community shopping district, Discord, exclusive, java, Littl3Craft3rs, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Nether Hub, player sleep, Plugins, pretending, Pros, Small Community, smp, Tiny, tree cutting, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to Littl3Craft3rs!
Our Discord

About Us
We are Littl3Craft3rs, an adult only Java/Bedrock SMP survival server.
Start and End Date
Opened on March 10th, 2024 with no plans for a reset soon.
Our Community
We are a small, whitelisted community with an English-only rule for inclusivity.
What Version
Version 1.20.40
Our Plan
Future build competitions, a community shopping district, and a nether hub.
Are we Vanilla
Mostly vanilla with only 4 plugins for convenience.

FAQ

Is the server open to both Java and Bedrock players?

Yes, Littl3Craft3rs welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join our server.

How can I join the server?

You can join by applying through our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, we are an adult-only server and only accept players above a certain age.

Will there be regular events or activities on the server?

We plan on hosting regular build competitions, setting up a community shopping district, and creating a nether hub for easier transportation.

Are there any special rules or guidelines on the server?

We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and inclusive community. Please refer to our Discord for more information.

Aliquam VS Hypixel

Building Community, building experience, Building tools, Creative, Customizable, dynamic, Immersive, Innovative, Interactive, multiplayer, Player Ranks, player worlds, project sharing, project uploading, server administration, Team Building, Unique Plugins, virtual worlds, world downloading, world generation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crops Grown:	8271
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a variety of minigames	May experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and new game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players

Aliquam

Pros	Cons
Players automatically receive their own worlds	Not as popular or well-known as Hypixel
Dynamic world sizes and customizable settings	May have fewer players online at times

FAQ

Can I play minigames on Aliquam like on Hypixel?: Aliquam focuses more on providing players with their own worlds for building rather than traditional minigames. However, they do have unique plugins and features for a creative building experience.
Is there a high likelihood of experiencing lag on Aliquam?: Due to potentially fewer players on Aliquam compared to Hypixel’s large player base, lag may not be as common. However, as with any Minecraft server, it can still occur depending on various factors.
Can I team up with other players and get ranks on Aliquam?: Yes, players on Aliquam can team up and progress through ranks together. The server also offers unique features like permanent access to WorldEdit and VoxelSniper for building.
Are there regular updates and new game modes on Aliquam?: While Aliquam may not have as frequent updates and new game modes as Hypixel, they focus on providing a customizable and unique building experience for players.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of cooking up delicious meals in Minecraft only to have no one to share them with? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your very own Qt3.14 gf (that’s gamer girl for those not in the know) to appreciate your culinary creations!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest ingredients, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most extravagant kitchens you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the creepers and zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start cooking up a storm! Who knows, your dream gamer girl might just be one crafting table away.