Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Broomstix

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes, and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community
Responsive staff
Homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need a Java account to play on the server?

No, Bedrock and Java cross-play are supported, so a Java account is not required.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Can I teleport mobs using leads?

Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them.

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Join the Apocalypse of Cubes: Experience the Glorious Despair!

Welcome, brave souls, to the Minecraft server where time folds over itself and logic has gone to die! Here, in the heart of the chaotic block world, you’re invited to relive your wildest childhood fantasies—or confront your deepest nightmares! But beware, for every block you place may just be a portal to madness.

Feature	Description
Infinite Cows	Ever wanted to milk existential dread? Now you can, with our special breed of cows that only moo in binary!
Griefers in Disguise	Every player is a trusted friend until they morph into your deepest fears at midnight.
Absurd Biomes	Experience the Fluffy Void or the Infinite Lava Snails biome! Who needs water when you can drown in surrealism?
Time Travel Blocks	Place a block, lose a year! Who knew that those missing socks could be so… timeless?
Unchained Grapes	These aren’t your mama’s grapes—each bite could launch you into a philosophical crisis!

FAQ Section of Eternal Confusion

Q: How do I join?

A: Simply believe hard enough that the universe owes you a spot, and it will grant your wish… though it may take a while to realize you’re in a square reality.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules are made to be broken—just like the laws of physics. But don’t forget: nothing is real unless you doubt it!

Q: Is there a community?

A: Community? Ah, yes! But they might just be figments of your imagination or the leftover spirits of players past—who can say?

Random Quotes from the Depths of the Internet

“Anyone else used to push their ass against the dryer? Was how I realised how good anal could feel as a kid…”

“Nowadays I have toys but miss being a naughty kid playing with my butt when I wasn’t supposed to.”

MC Server: Phone Tag Fiasco

Cluck Cluck Chaos: Where Blocks Fly and Fish Dance!

Welcome, dear traveler from the Upside Down! Here in Cluck Cluck Chaos, the cows wear hats made of rainbow spaghetti and our trees scream at the moon on Tuesdays. Forget what you know about logic; it doesn’t live here anymore! Join us as we venture into the heart of the absurd, where every pixel is a kaleidoscope of nonsense and danger!

Server Features:

Feature	Description
Time-Traveling Creepers	They explode in the past and haunt your dreams! Also, they never show up when you need them. Weird, right?
Infinite Lava Lakes	Just 5 steps forward and BOOM—you’re a roasted potato! It’s fun until it’s not.
The Great Potato War	Join our potato army! Win battles while losing your sanity. Membership includes free butter.
Invisible Villagers	They might help or they might just give you the silent treatment forever. Good luck!
Mysterious Fortune Cookies	They tell you your future… or they lie about your school grades. Best eaten in the dark.

Player Reviews:

“I once tamed a cactus and it took me to another dimension where the grass whispered secrets!” – Player123

“The moon is just a giant cheese wheel, and if you jump high enough, you can taste it!” – LunaDreamer

“My dog got a diamond sword, but then it ran away with my sanity.” – CrazyBob

“Never trust a llama with sunglasses; they know your deepest fears!” – QuirkyCarl

Warning: Proceed with Absurdity!

If you hear the sound of dancing endermen, do NOT look them in the eye… unless you’re wearing a tutu. Then, you might have a chance. Cluck Cluck Chaos is not responsible for spontaneous combustion, interdimensional rifts, or sudden cravings for pineapple pizza. Enter at your own risk! The pickles are always watching.